The 12-year old I’m babysitting who is gonna be really attractive when he hits puberty just took his dick out and slapped my leg with it. I don’t know what to do.
one time, when I was eight, I put one of those willy wonka dipsticks in my brother’s shower to make him think it was soap and he used it one night and gave himself a rash.
that was the same age I realized that the opposite of chocolate milk is in fact white milk, and not vanilla milk.
my grandparents own it. so I got a free job there with better pay.
I start working at Mel’s Diner on Monday! Come visit me!
… at six in the god damn morning when my shift starts.
yeah, so I know who you’re talking about.
no, I would not get feelings for him. I only see him as a friend now.
yes, i want someone to make out with. i am jealous of the beautiful interracial couple.
Do they sell it in a spray version via aerosol can?
or maybe in a gel or lotion form. If so, where do i acquire this.You are a babe. Stop that.
no, you should not lie to the lovely society of tumblr
you both make me vomit.
